Carbs don't make me sick. I can still tolerate carbs.... I was really hoping carbs and I would be on the "outs". I was hoping that I would never be able to eat carbs again! I know that is a kinda stupid thing to hope for, but you have to understand where I am coming from.
Carbs and I are like peanut butter and jelly. We are like pizza and ranch, Bonnie and Clyde, and chips and salsa. If I were a tv personality (I really should be, anyway), I'd have a show called Rolls around the World. The whole premiss would be you all watching me eat bread and carbs! How FANTASTIC would that be?!??!?! tv
After surgery, I just assumed Carbs and I would be separated! You know what happens when you assume things, right?
I HAVE to break up with Carbs. Yes, it is true. I HAVE to break up with Carbs. I hate saying that. I hate THINKING that. However.... It is a fact, I need to break up with carbs.
Yes, I am in mourning. I am nursing a broken heart. We had a 31 year relationship! That is a LONG time, people!!!! It will take some time to heal. Good news, though... I will heal and move on.
Highlights of my day:
*SUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Friends that give me clothes so I don't have to buy them
*Feeling better EVERY DAY!
carbs are evil bastards *lol*
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